poparraz wrote:casper1775 wrote:poparraz wrote:casper1775 wrote:poparraz wrote:8 YEARS MARINE CORPS, 2 YEARS COAST GUARD. ....
still doesnt count coast guard isnt DOD, is transportation..
and its in all CAPS
ITS HOMELAND SECURITY
Asslicker, you still look gay in those blues..
they do boat saftey, and light houses, protect nothing..
I look a lot better than you do in your cook whites. Why don't you jump to, there E8, the Generals coming.
Last week I wrote a $25,000 ticket against a foreign tanker. BAM! my findings alone earned the US $25K what do you do...... NOTHING! You sit their and cook and use up funds.
Those old volunteers do boater safety.
In an average day, the Coast Guard ...
Saves 13 lives Responds to 64 search and rescue cases Rescues 77% of mariners in imminent danger Keeps 959 pounds of cocaine off the streets Saves $260,000 in property Interdicts 10 undocumented migrants trying to enter the United States Services 49 buoys and fixes 21 discrepancies (such as buoys moved by a hurricane) Provides a presence in all major ports Screens 679 commercial vessels and 170,000 crew and passengers Issues 200 credentials to merchant mariners Inspects 70 containers Inspects 33 vessels for compliance with air emissions standards Performs 30 safety and environmental examinations of foreign vessels entering U.S. ports Boards 15 fishing boats to ensure compliance with fisheries laws Investigates 12 marine accidents Responds to and investigates 10 pollution incidents Does security boardings of 5 high interest vessels Escorts 4 high-value U.S. Navy vessels transiting U.S. waterways Identifies one individual with terrorism associations Has 6 patrol boats and 400 personnel: ␣ Protecting Iraq’s offshore oil infrastructure ␣ Training Iraqi naval forces ␣ Keeping sea lanes secure in the Arabian Gulf.
We're law enforcement stupid. We're in the Seals, we ride on navy ships to give them domestic law enforcement authority.
And who wouldn't want to be stationed in a lighthouse. No uniforms, live on the coast somewhere cool, no command, free food, ummmmm extra pay.....for three years no militaristic life style......or in your services case no bullets or death.
(All your service does is take from the US economy, your service kills people, your service doesn't give a shit about work/life balance)
No formalized PT, only certain members of the Coast Guard even have PT Tests.
No monthly humps.
And there's only 50k of us. There's nothing special about being one of the few, the proud, the 320,000. (nothing few about it)
After serving in both services: I'm pretty happy I'm not getting shot at.
And home every night not worrying about when I'm gonna be deployed next.
Oh shit I have to go on deployment: dammit, where? Oh to louisiana dammit, put me up with flat screen, satellite TV, internet, give me an SUV to drive around in, free gas, free food, free plan ticket on a REAL airline, not some shitty mac flight.
I'd rather walk around downtown Tehran with an American flag than join the Marines again.
All for more money than you make........
leclerk wrote:0r0b0t0 wrote:Holy Moly... what up MEEN!
I'm starting to make a habit of disappearing for months on end... something I'm working on fixing!
It was almost too appropriate that this topic was at the top of the list when I checked back in today as I've been on a few deployments and TDY's since last spring and have been totally out of touch with life in general.
8 years USAF! (4 enlisted, 4 officer)
Hopefully I'll be getting back into things around here in the next few months... I miss shooting up the place w/ you fools!
Damn dude, it's been a while! Hope all is well. Shoot me an invite when you get back into the swing of things.
casper1775 wrote:Its not 320000 its 202000..
Marines are seals also.. Plus there are some CHEFS in the coast guard Pretty good if you must know, worked with them, they tried to pull me over to the gay blue side..
I dont wear Cook whites fuck lick
I cook the food SO the marine corps can get more money to kill people.. Its called networking..
Coast guard.. save puppies from floods that OUR Country built shitty levees..
Marines KILL PEOPLE..
Just FYI, Yes im a cook,1 of only a handful that are a tested and trained CHEF..
Also expert rifle and pistol shooter..
285 PFT and 290 CFT
watch chief.. thats the guy how runs a CoC..
so you have one job, ticket writer, I have a few.. so
Just remember who guarding heavens gates.. Poodle pirate.. oo sorry your a meter maid..
you all do know me and pop really love each other
sgttanner wrote:Im still active duty. Let me know what info you need to validate.
tastyfish wrote:sgttanner wrote:Im still active duty. Let me know what info you need to validate.
No need for more validation, you now have the military tag.
sam_corner_182 wrote:i spent 4 years in the britsh army and went ti iraq and afghanistan, out now tho , making me a veteran haha
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